Wednesday’s FTB: How to survive the California road trip

I’m so tired.

The Maple Leafs California road trip began with a bang as the Leafs took down the Kings 5-1, but my frail east coast body isn’t built to handle 10PM games.

I’ve come up with these helpful tips to help us get through slog of a week.

1) Exercise

If you’re having trouble staying up, get your body moving. Use commercial breaks and intermissions to exercise and wake yourself up. It’s both healthy and useful.

2) Sleep all day

If you’re not working, make the day your night this week. Sleep during the day, and wake up in time to watch the Leafs game. It will be a tough transition back to 7PM games but your Leafs are worth it, aren’t they?

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3) Drugs!

No, not illegal ones. We here at PPP Kitten Ranching, Wholesale jerseys
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4) Will power

Force yourself to stay up. Mind over matter. Are you going to let some sack of meat be the boss of you? Hell no. Your body does what you tell it, not the other way around

5) Live out west

I’m kidding, don’t do that.

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